I wonder how many calories a wank burns off?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:27, archived)

http://uk.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_100/108_love_answers.html
A 130-pound man will burn about seven calories for every five minutes of vigorous sex. Keeping in mind that vigorous sex uses a lot more muscles than going solo does, don't expect to see people passing up on the gym in favor of porn and some good lube anytime soon.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:29, archived)

Speak for yourself

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)

www.feralweb.com/fwap.htm
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:32, archived)

That's an amazing amount of maths and stuff
devoted to wanking. I applaud that there Malchick for his dedication to knowledge.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:35, archived)

*points down the board*
BM's birthday. Don't know. But I am off to the pub on the 3rd of Feb for the rugby. I'm London based, innit.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:38, archived)

I'm in South London.
Rugby isn't really my thing, to be honest. I am looking forward to the sunny shores of Pompey though.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:40, archived)

I couldn't give two tugs on a dead dog's cock about the rugby.
I'm going to the pub.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:40, archived)

hehe.
i might see if we can make it - i will be popping along with Damion, if at all.

edi: urg - is that the time? night night, lovely b3tans.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)