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What's your favourite excercise?
Mine's air drumming. Put on some heavy metal / grindcore or something heavy, and drum for half an album.
You can imagine double bass pedals too. It's great fun.

I'm asking lots of questions, but that's just me I suppose.

edit: I have just finished 'drumming' to Cyberwaste by Fear Factory and I'm dripping moistness.
Thought you might like to know.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:23, archived)
sex.
vigorous, noisy sex.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:24, archived)
*raises eyebrow*
I would have to say I don't get enough of that to count as the daily excercise reccomendation per week.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)
I wonder how many calories a wank burns off?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:27, archived)
http://uk.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_100/108_love_answers.html
A 130-pound man will burn about seven calories for every five minutes of vigorous sex. Keeping in mind that vigorous sex uses a lot more muscles than going solo does, don't expect to see people passing up on the gym in favor of porn and some good lube anytime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:29, archived)
Speak for yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)

www.feralweb.com/fwap.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:32, archived)
That's an amazing amount of maths and stuff
devoted to wanking. I applaud that there Malchick for his dedication to knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:35, archived)
*points down the board*
BM's birthday. Don't know. But I am off to the pub on the 3rd of Feb for the rugby. I'm London based, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:38, archived)
I'm in South London.
Rugby isn't really my thing, to be honest. I am looking forward to the sunny shores of Pompey though.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:40, archived)
I couldn't give two tugs on a dead dog's cock about the rugby.
I'm going to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:40, archived)
hehe.
i might see if we can make it - i will be popping along with Damion, if at all.

edi: urg - is that the time? night night, lovely b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)
That, or Wii Sports.

(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:27, archived)
My Wii age is 50 :(

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:27, archived)
My wii age is 37 :)

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:29, archived)
Pfft. mine was 64!
/unfit fuck
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)
This makes me wonder what it means

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:31, archived)
so...
one arm is stronger than the other than?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)
No
I balance it out by playing Wii Tennis.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:32, archived)
...
playing Wii Tennis using my other arm too.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:36, archived)
Variety is always good.
I can even paint my nails and pretend it's someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:37, archived)
Listening to Calexico
and pretending I'm a Mexican bandido, hopping about the room on an invisible horse.

Wait, did I say that?

I meant: Drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:24, archived)
downhill biking
wheeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:24, archived)
womb clenching

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)
It's fisting, taken to the next level.

(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)
My pelvic floor is so strong I could drag a wounded comrade for miles crawling through barbed wire and flooded shell craters by their fist

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:27, archived)
Remember Comrade Eel!
*soviet salute*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:28, archived)
bahahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:28, archived)
Swivel chair

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)
I quite like a game of basketball.
The other day though, these two guys who were up to no good started acting like ruffians. I took it upon myself to sort them out. This really shook my mother. She said "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)
Goodness.
Do you know, I had a party at my house on New Year's Eve. Well, I say my house, I was house sitting my rich uncle. Anyway, it was a real hoot. I woke up the next morning, managed to tidy up, but OH NO! Someone had scratched my uncle's french table! Luckily I had to hand a copy of the Yellow Pages and was able to get someone to fix it before my uncle got home.

Imagine my horror when I looked up at the priceless portrait adorning the wall to see a comedy moustache and glasses daubed on in permanent marker!
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:28, archived)
He was the best troll ever.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)
when you looked at it did it suddenly turn really attractive
and you gained a set of permanent marker comedy moustache and glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:33, archived)
get out.

(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:34, archived)
Walking. I seem to do hell of a lot of it.
Oh, it would be so easy to strikethrough the 'l' of 'walking' and put an 'n' in its place. It would be so funny too - probably the funniest thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)

l n

:)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:31, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:34, archived)

lking ndering through time and space on a mission to save the earth
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:33, archived)
I like this one. It's also not too far from the truth.
Although fuck knows why I should save you all
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:37, archived)
Long walks

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)
on the beach? Are you also looking for a long-term-life-partner with somebody who shares your interests?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)
No
for starters, the nearest beach is almost 70 miles away.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:34, archived)
That's one fuck of a long walk

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:42, archived)
Aye
I have to go down two motorways and up the A180.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)
Dance Dance Revolution
And Ice Dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)
I love DDR.
For a while my ambition was to learn End of The Century off by heart.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:28, archived)
Err, don't know that one
I can do 5 foot dances of Bumble Bee and Butterfly and stuff. I only like some of the songs.

I got my own hard dance pad too and it's ace. I was thinking of having a DDR party with lots of DDR and boozes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:29, archived)
I think the one I played was actually Dance Stage Euromix or something like that.
I'd love an original DDR machine - the big double ones in arcades. A DDR Party would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:33, archived)
My friend keeps saying he is going to buy one of those
He suggested hiring one for the party, i'm going to look into it.

I use Stepmania for the PC so I download the songs. I've got Dance Stage Euromix so i'll have a look for that song.

If I have a DDR party i'll put it on the calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:36, archived)
Ooh yes please do.
I would love to come to that.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:37, archived)
Right I have to do it now
I'm going to google for somewhere I can get a machine, and actually find out when the house is next empty.
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:39, archived)
Ooohhhh
I would go to that!

That would be ace. I'd like to see Gizmo, totally pissed, trying to compete at the "hard" level.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:35, archived)
I've seen him dance.
I can imagine exactly what it would look like.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:40, archived)
so have I.
It's rather like he's forever at a barmitzvah.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:58, archived)
Dancing.

(I helped save b3ta! LC! lyk omg, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)
I love my kickboxing
But then, I'm a very violent person
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:27, archived)
do you draw sad or angry faces on the boxes first?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:28, archived)
A stick bolted to my head dangling a steak just out of reach

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:28, archived)
walking
through homeless infested streets with pocketfuls of chips and £1 coins.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:28, archived)
the pound is legal tender in California?

(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:29, archived)
they use them to build tiny shelters for their pet mice

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)
It SHOULD BE
If they knew what was good for them.

The sodding scousers.

Let me tell you how much I LOVE English money.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:31, archived)
The euro's better
/controversial
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:33, archived)
YOU ARE NOT ENGLISH I SAY!!!!
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:39, archived)
I don't like £2 coins.
We managed fine without £2 notes, so why we have to have a coin for it all of a sudden I've no idea. It just fucks up my bus fare.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:34, archived)
Because notes degrade quicker?
Fivers always look shabby.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:36, archived)
BUT WE NEVER HAD £2 NOTES

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:42, archived)
THey're very RB...
ANd about the size of an American quarter, so if you have both in your pocket, and you pull out the quarter instead, you look like you're being cheeky.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:38, archived)
I walk. A lot.
I have a young, energetic Border Collie. Never lies down for more than a minute before he insists he's heard something moving.

12 Mile walks on my days off are not uncommon. At least 4 miles per day with him though.

On the long walks, I take a book and my mp3 with me. Walking down by the river is quite peaceful, so I take some food and stuff for us both and about halfway, I sit down for a short while and get my energy back and then I follow his shape all the way back.

He runs forever. Toys or sticks dont interest him. He'll chase the wildlife instead. I've fished him out of the river on more than one occasion. Striding through the town centre, soaked through, on a winters day, effing and blinding at the oblivious little bleeder.

I loves him really. Wouldnt hurt a soul. Too stupid to do anything but make friends.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)
It lets you fuck it, doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:34, archived)
no
yes
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:38, archived)
Border Collies are the best. My mum and dad have always had them.
I would love a collie - we're both out all day so it would be unfair though.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:35, archived)
I come back on my lunch break to get dragged around a field with a sandwich in my hand.
Not nearly as much fun as it sounds.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:37, archived)