Hahahah !!!
I'd prefer one with an 'anti marmalade' function. I fucking hate the stuff.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:16, archived)

marmalade
is Gods earwax*

100% fact
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:36, archived)

i always
knew god had oranges instead of a brain.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:38, archived)

I still wouldn't want it on my toast....

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 22:48, archived)