No
for starters, the nearest beach is almost 70 miles away.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:34, archived)

That's one fuck of a long walk

( Lord Gnome, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:42, archived)

Aye
I have to go down two motorways and up the A180.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)