I eat meat so vegetarians don't have to.
I consider it a public service.
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:53, archived)

Every time I eat something not meaty
which tastes foul, I blame Comma.

I have to admit I've yet to eat any animal which tastes foul.

don't do a chicken/turkey/fowl joke. Please.
( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:59, archived)