Global warming. I'm a scientist, and all I can
say is that it to do with the sun and that. And the sun makes hops and barley grow, so we should all drink more beer and eat more animals that don't make beer.

This should save the planet.
( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:47, archived)

here's to beer!
( polar ice is done for 4 months, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:48, archived)

I'm like Steve Irwin, only
more alive.
( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:49, archived)

And you don't have a daughter that looks like Yoda

( Dave the Mighty, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:51, archived)

Hahaha!
/ac
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:54, archived)

solar flares.
but you can't implement a green tax based on solar flares...
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:48, archived)

Just leave your fridge door open at night.
All will be well with the world.
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:51, archived)

We're eco warriors,
only less shit.
( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:52, archived)

I eat meat so vegetarians don't have to.
I consider it a public service.
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:53, archived)

Every time I eat something not meaty
which tastes foul, I blame Comma.

I have to admit I've yet to eat any animal which tastes foul.

don't do a chicken/turkey/fowl joke. Please.
( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:59, archived)