get a gun
kill children
( thiswasmyclone, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:55, archived)

along this vein
single-handedly turn back the invasion,
starting off with only a pistol you stole from a dead guard's body,
then ending by setting the 'Big Red' brand self-destruct
on the alien mothership and escaping with only seconds to spare in a
cool-ass little fighter jet thing
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:58, archived)

sorry to tell you but
will smith already did that
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:02, archived)

No, this is totally different
bring on the alien invasion!
as a nation of gaming addicts, we all know exactly what to do
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:04, archived)

pursuit of happiness
is SO not the film I thought it was
( thiswasmyclone, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:04, archived)

what was
the quadbike chase like?
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:06, archived)

I don't remember
but the sex scene between Will Smith and his son is a must see.
( thiswasmyclone, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:14, archived)

pfft!

( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:29, archived)