Never mind the zombies.
the aliens have landed! you are all going to die/be anally probed.

you have 5 minutes, what do you do?
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:53, archived)

Chain
smoke
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:54, archived)

I'd go and see if the hot girl in DB7 wants to sleep with me so we can be having sex when we die
If she doesn't, then I haven't lost anything
( Dave the Mighty, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:54, archived)

you die with no dignity and a sense of insignificance
you loose at life
( thiswasmyclone, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:57, archived)

She would though, so I win
And who would she be able to tell in five minutes? No one. Especially after I tie her to the radiator so she can't escape. I'm too tired to think any more
Good night everyone
( Dave the Mighty, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:58, archived)

you die a rapist
you loose
( thiswasmyclone, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:00, archived)

...
just fucking shoot already
(City wall is not doing much, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:01, archived)

get a gun
kill children
( thiswasmyclone, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:55, archived)

along this vein
single-handedly turn back the invasion,
starting off with only a pistol you stole from a dead guard's body,
then ending by setting the 'Big Red' brand self-destruct
on the alien mothership and escaping with only seconds to spare in a
cool-ass little fighter jet thing
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:58, archived)

sorry to tell you but
will smith already did that
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:02, archived)

No, this is totally different
bring on the alien invasion!
as a nation of gaming addicts, we all know exactly what to do
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:04, archived)

pursuit of happiness
is SO not the film I thought it was
( thiswasmyclone, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:04, archived)

what was
the quadbike chase like?
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:06, archived)

I don't remember
but the sex scene between Will Smith and his son is a must see.
( thiswasmyclone, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:14, archived)

pfft!

( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:29, archived)

head to the nearest mall
and grab a lawnmower..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:56, archived)

Boobytrap my arsehole

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 2:56, archived)

*clicks*
imagines this
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:28, archived)

Come the Alienal Probes
I'll go down shitein'
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:39, archived)