[hilariously witty comment about card games]

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:44, archived)

[hilariously witty laugh]

( MONO!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:45, archived)

'lo Mono!
how's things?
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:46, archived)

rubbish
I'm not even drunk, I've been driving hilariously drunk people around though
( MONO!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:47, archived)

DRUNK BY PROXY

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 3:59, archived)