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Eck
All the boards I go to (apart from this place) are full of fucking stupid idiots, absolutely dead, or a little of both. My mates are all being boring tossers and staying in. I need something to distract me from my pensive mood...
I have absolutely no idea what the point of this topic is. Someone come up with something.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:14, archived)
Giant rabid slugs
are about to break down your front door
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:15, archived)
Arrgh!
*fills water pistol with salt water*
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:17, archived)
Hedgehogs are great
But not as good as pygmy marmosets or manatees.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:15, archived)

Indeed.
Hmm...I should re-do that animation one day, that wonderful performance by Mr Horse doesn't deserve to be lumbered with my shitty early attempts at Flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:16, archived)
try licking your elbow
whilst slapping your forehead
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:19, archived)
I know someone who can lick their Elbow
Freak that they are
(I helped save b3ta! dantl, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:19, archived)
Well, I gave it a go
even though I'm fully aware that auto-lickage of the elbows is impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:20, archived)
Oi
see above www.b3ta.com/talk/24572
(I helped save b3ta! dantl, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:22, archived)
YOU KNOW SOMEONE MAGIC!
*does happy magic dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:28, archived)
Im trying to root out the movie
But might have gone in the great harddrive reformat of 2003.

DAMN YOU WINDOWS
(I helped save b3ta! dantl, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:32, archived)
Make an origami zoo.
Giraffes, elephants, gibbons, codfish.
All made of paper, with little googley eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:19, archived)
That sounds dangerously artistic for the likes of me
It's something I could always pitch to my friends, though, they're good at things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:22, archived)
I'd like to do it.
I would if I had any origami skills whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:26, archived)
Yeah, that's a slight hindrance to the plan really.
Like I said, my friends are good at such things, I shall see what they can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:31, archived)

rendering is almost complete... i shall dazzle you soon with the results of the messing around i've been doing today
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:20, archived)
*dons dazzle-protection hat*
*prepares for dazzlation*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:27, archived)
Oooh, the Lego thingy?
Excellent. I await it eagerly.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:28, archived)
Hmmm....
Stand on your head. Have a wank.

Self Bukkake.


Hurrah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:21, archived)
I could just masturbate into a fan instead.
Would that be deemed acceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:24, archived)
If you are the one to clean it after use
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:24, archived)
*sings*
Bukkake yourself! At home...
Bukkake yourself! One for the family
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:24, archived)
Where's Doghorse?
I see a song / anim here....
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:26, archived)
What happened to the suit of meat?
or am i just being slow
(I helped save b3ta! dantl, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:23, archived)
I was meant to be wearing it tonight, actually.
At a party. But I couldn't be arsed going because I wouldn't have known anyone there besides my brother and his friend (whose party it was) and I was up all night last night having a sleepover with 5 drunken girls and no other lads. I think it really says a lot about my personal appeal when I couldn't pull in said circumstances (though to be fair one of them was my ex who I have no interest in, one of them I've known since I was 5 so it would have been strange, another one is quite shy and not up for anything, I'd only met the fourth that afternoon and she's 2 years older than I, and the fifth...*pensive sigh*)
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:27, archived)
I was going to suggest bukkake
but im not too sure how that would work.
I used to have 5 Great girl mates when I was 17, Went out with 1 of them, got dumped, now only speak to one of them. (not the same one)

Girls/Women/Oldwomen are teh Evil.
If they had a female quo, there would be trouble...
(I helped save b3ta! dantl, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:31, archived)
Yes, I discovered the true evilness of womankind
when I was forced into watching "13 Going On 30" upon waking up this morning and not being allowed to make fun of it. It was sheer torture despite Andy Serkis and Mark Ruffalo.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:33, archived)
oh man
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Girls at uni went to see it.
I watched Big in protest. TWICE

BTW - If anyone has a spare floor piano feel free to sell it to me.

EDIT - And if anyone is tutoring for floor piano lessons i would be mucho gratefull
(I helped save b3ta! dantl, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:36, archived)