Oh good lord
She looks like someone has stuck a stick up her arse then smacked her face with their cock.
Not my cup of tea at all*
*all opinions may be based on a dislike of Nightwish
( Dave the Mighty, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

I'd like to smack her face with my cock.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

milk and one
please
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)