OOOOOOOOOBA... OBA FEM... OBAFEMI MAAAAAAAAARTINS...
Who's your favourite Johnny Foreigner?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:31, archived)

pascal chimbonda as he slaps gingers
(edgyandcrazy, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:32, archived)

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA.. NICKY NICKY BUTT NICKY BUTT.. NIIICKY NICKY BUTT.....
What a lovely day.


Coupled with miserable cockneys. I'd say my day was tip and indeed top.


We have a good record in London this season. We never win there, apparently.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:36, archived)

I'm looking forward to all the whining Spurs fans ringing in to TalkShite tomorrow night.
Almost as funny as NCFC sacking their manager, and doing EVEN worse under the new one.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

Spurs fans believe Spurs are a big team.
I think it's because they're London. Like it's a right.
They're a glorified Fulham.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:40, archived)

It's been highly amusing on TWTD this week as we've had loads of Mackems and Leeds fans giving it loads...
....about how they're 'big clubs'.

We just smile politely at them and point at out repective trophy cabinets and the league position.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

Clueless heathens who all share the same PC.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:44, archived)

Too true JMG, too true.
/edit more to the point WHERE are all the spotties complaining about 'ZOMG football!' tonight?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:46, archived)

Oh, you're talking about football?
Someone mentioned Newcastle and Spurs...they're not proper teams, though, really, are they?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:48, archived)

this Albanian fellow at work
called Feke or Feik or something.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:32, archived)

Take a cake for Feik in tomorrow.
But eat it yourself on the bus. Fighting off any passengers who try to take a slice with the poise of an angered monkey and the steady eye of a steady old greyhound.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

No.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

Fucking lightweight.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

the Swedish chef

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:33, archived)

bork bork bork

( frunt It's been a while..., Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:36, archived)

Tony Blair.

(DanielCart Ignore my appalling typing., Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:33, archived)

The estonian Ward Assistant at work.
*growls*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:33, archived)

pictures

( Ibstock, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:39, archived)

Tarja Turunen.
*horns*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:33, archived)

Who?

( Dave the Mighty, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:36, archived)

www.tarjaturunen.com/
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)

Oh good lord
She looks like someone has stuck a stick up her arse then smacked her face with their cock.
Not my cup of tea at all*
*all opinions may be based on a dislike of Nightwish
( Dave the Mighty, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

I'd like to smack her face with my cock.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

milk and one
please
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

I think you mean Sharon den Adel.
*horns harder*
( King Ralph is drunk, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2457465
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:39, archived)

images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=sharon%20den%20adel&btnG=Google+Search&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
( King Ralph is drunk, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:41, archived)

Cor.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

Uh huh,
Stunning, and I've been this close to her *sigh*
( King Ralph is drunk, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

phwoar. would.

( moohalaa, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

again you will be jealous of me
as I have been to one of her parties, in Nijmegen 2001. 'Twas the day before the twin towers malarky
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:45, archived)

Cor, my girlfriend's met her twice, and she's in the video for the next single.
*not jealous at all , grrr*
( King Ralph is drunk, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:47, archived)

Ah, good old Tarja.
I prefer Christina Scabbia myself, if we're on that particular topic. But, hey.
( gone, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:40, archived)

Mmm, not a bad choice though.

( King Ralph is drunk, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

I like penguins
but so few of them manage to get work permits and end up in immigration camps :(
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:34, archived)

I know.
The fucking racists who barr out Penguin chums. :(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

Australians.
They have sensible money that doesn't fucking fall apart if you're a silly cunt and put it through the washing machine.

Also: Breasts.
( gone, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:39, archived)

it's all colourful
with a transparent bit. genius
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

oh
and breasts: genius
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

Xabi Alonso
*clapclapclapclapclap*
( Malchick, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:39, archived)

OH YES
THIS
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 23:46, archived)