[insert witty retort here]

( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:03, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
cunt
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)

[inserts penis]

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)

*cuts it off*
*feeds it to Geordie Al*
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:09, archived)

Oooh! Ta!
Now, have you got any stotty bread and pease pudding?
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:10, archived)

You love teh southern cock

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:11, archived)

I think of him
as a Southern cunt.
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:11, archived)