*holds up handbag*
OooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!

Awww, is de poor widdle man cwoss because Bob Todd dared to disagwee wiv him? Diddums.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:09, archived)

Nah
It's just 'cos he's an asshat.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:13, archived)

Asshat
is such a great word.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:14, archived)

No
it's my least favourite word, said by cunts

(no offense to the starfish troopers on here)
( Deebster, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)

Asshat
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( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:14, archived)

You're an asshat, asshat
(Used to hang around on Fark, did we?)
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:16, archived)

What the fark is fark?
No...is the answer.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)

Not really.
If you won't eat it that means ore meat for me - hurrah!

I just think it's a great shame you're missing out. Beef is delicious. Chicken is great. Venison is wonderful. Pork is lovely. Lamb is pretty damn good. Sausages, bacon, cottage pie, steak and kidney pudding, liver and bacon, veal, crackling, rabbit, duck, tripe - it's all brilliant stuff!

OK, maybe not tripe, but still. I can't see why anyone would voluntarily give up the chance to eat yummy stuff.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3684964
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)

Best. Thing. Ever.
FACT.
( Comma, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)

Shit. Now I have to say something nice to you.
That really is very entertaining indeed...
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:21, archived)

*Bums*
Why thankyou kind sir...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:12, archived)

Veal makes me sad.

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)

It makes me happy
because it tastes great.
Not as nice as fois gras, but then what is?
Although there is a very nice little restaurant just down from the Pantheon in Paris which does a fantastic veal steak with fois gras. Beautiful...
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:25, archived)

Fois gras makes me slightly uncomfortable
It is nice though.
Never tried veal.
( wayward., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:28, archived)

Veal's great
Like steak, but slightly milder.
In any case, it's no worse than lamb. You never see people eating mutton these days - you can't even buy mutton in supermarkets - it's always cute, fluffy little lambs. And the same people who eat lamb get squeamish about veal. People are odd...
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:35, archived)

The lambs can be free-range, though, can't they?
The veal calves can't actually move.

I've heard of free-range veal, but surely that's just plain old baby cow?
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:41, archived)

Foie Gras
is made by feeding the geese the equivalent of feeding a human two stone of spaghetti a day.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:30, archived)

That's why it tastes so great

( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:33, archived)

Odd, that,
when you think of the liver's function.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:34, archived)

Cool
I love spaghetti
( wayward., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:35, archived)

Me too.
I like poking people with it when it's raw.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:36, archived)