"No-one listens to mental health patients"
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3637130.stm

Well of course not, they're mad. Duh.
( wayward., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)

If they did,
they'd find out that the problem is actually deliberate understaffing due to a vast conspiracy headed from Mars by Elvis Presley. Simple.
( Newington, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:30, archived)

Christ.
look what they did to his face!
( Jay, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:39, archived)

And they still won't let them
be used as 'Marital Aids' either.

There'd be a huge demand for them ... !!!

'Spice up your sex life with a free Mental Patient'.

You'd be crushed in the rush.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:39, archived)

Better than a Real Doll
but probably just as easily damaged.
( Jay, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:42, archived)

Dear God...
I'd just forgotten about that.


*bleaches mind*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:46, archived)