What you need to do is
Go to the kitchen and make a bacon sandwich.

And tea.

Jobs' a good un.
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 9:20, archived)

Vegan. Don't like tea.
Bummer. ):
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 9:21, archived)

Shit
Erm.
Cheese sarnie and juice then.
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 9:23, archived)

Don't like shit either.
Not keen on Erm as well.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 9:25, archived)

erm
isn't cheese a bad idea? or do i forget what a vegan is?
( tico, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 9:25, archived)

Ah
But we have Cheezly cheese. :)
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 9:28, archived)

And Sham Ham
and fake bacon
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 9:30, archived)

Fnarr fnarr!
That sounded a bit rude.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 9:34, archived)

Why is tofu like a vibrator?
They're both meat substitutes!

Badum-tssh!
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 9:44, archived)

Not heard that one before.
*makes mental note*
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 9:49, archived)