do birds sudenly appear
everytime you are near?
( mongychops, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:49, archived)

It's my perfume
Eau d'birdseed
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:51, archived)

heh heh

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)

I'm so gorgeous
there's a six-month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear every time I am near.

/Red Dwarf
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:57, archived)