Why?

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:44, archived)

Because I said so!
Can you tell I'm a mum?
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:47, archived)

Are we there yet?

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:47, archived)

Shut the fuck up!
Or I kill the guinea pigs!
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:50, archived)

Will they be with Granny in Heaven?

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:54, archived)

Nope
They'll be in hell with your drug dealing cock sucking father.

Sweet dreams! :)
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 11:00, archived)

I can tell you're
a mum now.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)

We ask the questions

( Geordie Al, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:47, archived)

Because.

( Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:47, archived)

do birds sudenly appear
everytime you are near?
( mongychops, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:49, archived)

It's my perfume
Eau d'birdseed
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:51, archived)

heh heh

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)

I'm so gorgeous
there's a six-month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear every time I am near.

/Red Dwarf
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:57, archived)