What if you're already caucasian?
Albino?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:13, archived)

you get to be president
of the USA
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:14, archived)

Ha ha ha ha aha ha ha
You realise you're going to get bombed now. But not for your oil...oh lordy me no not oil..
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:15, archived)

Not
that that will stop them from giving you a good 'drilling' mind.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:19, archived)

A drilling from a Texan
I've gone all weak at the knees.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:23, archived)