Michael Jackson: 1988-2004
Best sexchange ever.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:03, archived)

Arf
Pale face
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:05, archived)

I can never tell
Which one is LaToya and which one is Michael?

They're a bit interchangeable now.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:07, archived)

do a quiz
i'd play it
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)

Someone else will have to
For I am crap and have no skills.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:19, archived)

im lazy with no skills
and lots of work to do that im not doing cos im here

so i dont think it will be me either, another dream shattered
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:20, archived)

Just throw them into a pit full of junior school kids
The one to come out with the stiffy is Michael
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:10, archived)

It's a little known fact
that being beaten and bumraped by an overbearing father turns you caucasian
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:11, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffftttt

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:12, archived)

What if you're already caucasian?
Albino?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:13, archived)

you get to be president
of the USA
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:14, archived)

Ha ha ha ha aha ha ha
You realise you're going to get bombed now. But not for your oil...oh lordy me no not oil..
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:15, archived)

Not
that that will stop them from giving you a good 'drilling' mind.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:19, archived)

A drilling from a Texan
I've gone all weak at the knees.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 14:23, archived)