send her 25 kilos of celery every hour for 12 hours

(Dangermouse., Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)

Dude thats weak
He should shave a little sliver of flesh off his helm each hour of the day and post it to her.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)