Hehe
*pokes co-worker with stick* for fun*

*gets slap*


*when I say stick, I should have said cock. and when I say "pokes" I should have said "slaps co-worker round the face with" still, it's all semantics, isn't it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:09, archived)

sounds fun
i wish i had a cock and a coworker to play with *sigh*
( toxie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:10, archived)

You can borrow mine
*runs*
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:11, archived)

surely not
a detachable penis?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)

Would be handy.

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:14, archived)

yeah
cos then you wouldn't have to stand up to wipe it on the curtains

/Northern post-coital behaviour
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:16, archived)

I laughed very loudly then

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)

I aim to please
after more than three pints, I'm quite pleased to aim, too .....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)

it's over-rated. really.
I only do it to kill the time between cups of tea.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:13, archived)

swap you for some norks?

( toxie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)

what size?
only quite large norks will fit me, you see, and I wouldn't want to stretch them...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:24, archived)

now that would be telling
and besides, a public messageboard probably isnt the place for me to be discussing my norks... yeah...
on a side not, im off for lunch..
( toxie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)

It's OK
I'll get everyone to not look for 5 minutes*



*may rely too much on peoples honesty. may not happen.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)

alright then :)
*flashes*
( toxie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)

teh blimey
*goes blind*

*hands over cock immediately*

I think you've done badly out of that deal ...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)

damn
i want a refund! ive been swindled!
( toxie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)

Hmmmm
Are you being critical of my genitalia?

*reluctantly returns norks*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:52, archived)

im critical
of everyones genitalia, dont worry :)
( toxie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)

That's OK then
not everyone likes more than 8 inches anyway :P
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)

ooh
subtle ego inflation there i think...
( toxie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:00, archived)

On the contrary
that was as subtle as a slap round the face with a wet Halibut..

Anyway, it's a special scale, the reason women can't read maps is that men keep telling them that this

|- - - - - -|

Is six inches

/ducks for cover
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:04, archived)

haha
now, if i couldnt read maps i would take offence... but i can! and im female! ha!
( toxie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)