Cool
Can you get hold of any fun viruses? I fancy some Ebola for some co-workers. Won't be able to bitch and moan about others when their eyes are dissolving.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:26, archived)

I can get
Cyanide.

*Waves keys to dangerous chemicals store*
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)

GIMME!
*makes attempt to grab key*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:28, archived)

*Yoink*
How much cash do you have?
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)

*Looks through pockets*
84p and a button to a shirt I lost 6 years ago...

*looks up expectantly*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)

Just looked it up at Fishers (Suppliers)
and it's surprisinly cheap. Around 20 quid for 500g.

*Throws bottle to Benny*

Edit: Hold on, the good stuff is more:
Potassium cyanide 99+% for analysis 25g CertiFied AR £347.36
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)

Yeah, depends what I'm playing with really
Recently one of my students spiked herself with a contaminated hypodermic, I just wrote down the cell line, expression system, antibiotic resistance etc on a post it and sent her to casualty (I'm caring like that ;)

They shat themselves, isolated her and treated her in 5 seconds flat. How I laughed as people bleeding profusely were ignored for a small prick on the finger ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)

You are cooler than Fonzie
AICM£5
( Deebster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:33, archived)

I'd rather
be cooler than Fozzie

*hands over tenner, waits for change*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)

Thems the breaks
*keeps all teh money*
( Deebster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)