I just found a whole packet of Zoom ice lollies in the freezer at work
*slurps*

Edit: On closer inspection they are "Fab" ice lollies, not Zooms.
I have always mixed the two up.
They contain real strawberry though.
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:11, archived)

mmm
brrrain freeeeze!
( tico, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:14, archived)

Can I have
Brian freeze instead please?

Mmmm, that beardy Blessedy flavour.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)

mmm
only if we can share!
( tico, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)

I just found
a whole load of Cat 3 genetically modified E.coli in my freezer at work

*decides, on balance, not to slurp*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:14, archived)

Do you work in my building?

( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:15, archived)

depends
Is your building in UCL in central london?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)

Nah
Biotech firm. Oxfordshire
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)

which one?
got any jobs? I fucking hate academia...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)

Can't say for fear of losing job for surfing all day
(which I'm losing in Nov anyway)

Dunno about jobs, I'm in admin/Lab tech
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)

Networked E.coli?

( Deebster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:20, archived)

yeah
secure ethernet, the works..

I realise you couldn't give a big dogs cock, and so apologise in advance..

Sorry

Cat 3 is the highest safey rating for biologicals in terms of risk to health and human life. To put it in persective, Anthrax is only Cat 2...

*washes hands*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:23, archived)

Cool
Can you get hold of any fun viruses? I fancy some Ebola for some co-workers. Won't be able to bitch and moan about others when their eyes are dissolving.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:26, archived)

I can get
Cyanide.

*Waves keys to dangerous chemicals store*
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)

GIMME!
*makes attempt to grab key*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:28, archived)

*Yoink*
How much cash do you have?
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)

*Looks through pockets*
84p and a button to a shirt I lost 6 years ago...

*looks up expectantly*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)

Just looked it up at Fishers (Suppliers)
and it's surprisinly cheap. Around 20 quid for 500g.

*Throws bottle to Benny*

Edit: Hold on, the good stuff is more:
Potassium cyanide 99+% for analysis 25g CertiFied AR £347.36
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)

Yeah, depends what I'm playing with really
Recently one of my students spiked herself with a contaminated hypodermic, I just wrote down the cell line, expression system, antibiotic resistance etc on a post it and sent her to casualty (I'm caring like that ;)

They shat themselves, isolated her and treated her in 5 seconds flat. How I laughed as people bleeding profusely were ignored for a small prick on the finger ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)

You are cooler than Fonzie
AICM£5
( Deebster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:33, archived)

I'd rather
be cooler than Fozzie

*hands over tenner, waits for change*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)

Thems the breaks
*keeps all teh money*
( Deebster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)

go on
you know you want to
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:21, archived)

oh whore!
edit: can you still buy strawberry mivvis?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:15, archived)

i think ive seen them about.
mind you, i only figured that the post comes only once a day today.
( Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:21, archived)

Yes you can
I recently bought a box of them from Morrisons.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)

I fucking love Zooms.

( Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:15, archived)