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Hi I like a simple thing.... Lying on the sand and see a seabirds fly, see the moon at night... My hobbies are reading any books, spend time in the mountain and singing.... I hate smelly thing and darkness....

I'm lookinf for the love of my life..someone that I want to spend and share my life with..someone that I die with..Someone who he is sending from heaven to me...I hope you are the right one..It will the best gift of my life and the answer of my pray..contact me
uk.personals.yahoo.com/personals-1062580528-905366
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:28, archived)
You're hoping to find the love of your life
on fucking b3ta?!

EDIT: Just clicked the link. D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:33, archived)
Yeah right
I'm single not desperate.

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:33, archived)
Well why not
It's full of well balanced individuals*.



*May not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)
that said
most of them would be willing to have sex with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:40, archived)
But
not until bumrape friday obviously.

It's the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:45, archived)
I'm anxiously waiting until midnight
*Lubes up*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 17:05, archived)
3'4
That makes even me look tall. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)
She's looking for a man
between 3 feet and seven feet who earns 100, 000
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)
Ha ha!
I was just going to say that!

It's ok though, cos his eyes can be Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green OR Hazel
(I helped save b3ta! Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:36, archived)
OR Hazel?
Wow, she's crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:38, archived)
I'm thinking
circus performer/owner.

Who also uses his circus as a cover for selling 'small arms'(pun not really intended) to iraq.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:41, archived)
Apparently I'm average height for a Viking woman.
5'6".
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:43, archived)
All those fantastic oddities
and instead of enjoying them I read the word "hobbies" as "nobbies" and collapse giggling.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:38, archived)