I for one, am not goinhg anywhere near it.No way. I just went out to the back garden for a pee. My housemates have this really annoying habiit of not flushing the toilet after midnight. It's wrong. I'd rather be woken up but a flush than have to face down a shit during the early hours.
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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 2:42,
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That's fucked up........ I live alone.. and just flushed the toilet in your honour.... I will go and do so again soon....
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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 10 Sep 2004, 2:50,
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Clearly an 'upper decker' is in order.What's an 'upper decker', you ask?
Well, an 'upper decker' is when you pinch off a nice loaf, fish it out of the bowl, and deposit it ceremoniously in the reserve.
Hilarity ensues when people try to figure out what sort of gymnastic flushing maneuver must have been required to allow this sort of thing to happen.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 10 Sep 2004, 4:14,
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