Give her a
Pearl Necklace
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:05, archived)

Her?
I'm not convinced by your choice of gender. And pearl necklaces are expensive.
( Kolonel, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:09, archived)

Ummm
Errr...

*Runs off*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:12, archived)

Pfft!

( Hankster, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:26, archived)