A little help?
This year I have remembered the anniversary of the date my beloved and I first exchanged bodily fluids. Any recommendations on a cheap yet interesting present?
( Kolonel, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:02, archived)

arf
*thinks

tricky one,

edit: it's gonna have to be from ann summers
( kingkong., Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:03, archived)

Haha!
I'll get one of those elephant thongs.
( Kolonel, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:10, archived)

Give her a
Pearl Necklace
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:05, archived)

Her?
I'm not convinced by your choice of gender. And pearl necklaces are expensive.
( Kolonel, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:09, archived)

Ummm
Errr...

*Runs off*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:12, archived)

Pfft!

( Hankster, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 9:26, archived)