haha excellent. i did one last friday. 'unthemed friday of random'
Bubble Headed Penny Farthing Man:


Bubble Headed Penny Farthing Man.
You boneless shell of a man.
If you were a woman I'd give you the beating of your life.
And you'd fold into the shape of a Cambodian's
penny pinching piston cradle.
( Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 10 Sep 2004, 10:42, archived)