my first ever poem, Ode to Bumrape Friday
If Friday was a lady,
I’d take it from the rear,
Because Friday gets my juices up,
With Saturday so near.

But this Saturday I have to work,
Which really is a joke,
So Friday gets it up the arse,
Because now it is a bloke.
'ning
( mongychops, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 10:26, archived)

Pffft!
Excellent!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 10:31, archived)

haha excellent. i did one last friday. 'unthemed friday of random'
Bubble Headed Penny Farthing Man:


Bubble Headed Penny Farthing Man.
You boneless shell of a man.
If you were a woman I'd give you the beating of your life.
And you'd fold into the shape of a Cambodian's
penny pinching piston cradle.
( Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 10 Sep 2004, 10:42, archived)