*Hobbles to sandpaper condom machine*
*Dons sandpaper condom*
*Douses condom with Brut 33 and tabasco sauce*
*Fires Shrink Ray at Nosemonkeys ringpiece*
*Take 3 mile run up*
*GERTCHA!*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)

Yay!
First time it's touched the sides in years!
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)

And I'm spent
(And in need of urgent medical attention)
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)

*cuts Benny's flaccid cock off*
*starches it*
*self-bums*
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)

Can I have that back when you've finished with it
But for god's sake clean it first!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)