Pub anyone?

( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 17:24, archived)

*bumrapes*
*ticks off list*

Hurrah, that's me done!

Go on then. I'll get 'em in.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 17:25, archived)

My cock fell off inside t'other Benny earlier
or I'd bumrape you back.
Mine's a pint of Adnams, ta.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)

HA HA
you bum other men
*gots back in the box*
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 17:34, archived)

*pulls cock out of t'other Benny's capacious arse*
*sews back on*
*opens box*
*bums*
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 17:37, archived)

While you're at it
can I have mine back please! You cut it off earlier and still have it! You cunt.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 18:11, archived)

I missed all the bum rapeage
Nobody loves me. Not even in an unatural way. :(
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 18:37, archived)

*Bumrapes*
There you go....happy?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 20:29, archived)