Its good but its not good enough
Biltong!

Hahahaha
( prem1um is full of life, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)

I had some biltong recently.
It was like chewing my wallet.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)

beef and peri peri flavoured wallet
mmmmmm.
( moohalaa, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)

With salt.

(53020, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)

Precisely.
Salty wallet.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)

Bil-tong, bil-tong, bil-tong-tong,
Bil-tong-tong,
Bil-tong-tong.
Bil-tong, bil-tong, bil-tong-tong,
Bil-tong, bil-tong-tong.
I am the Safricaaaaan!

/tune of The Musicman
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)

I yam the Safricaaaaaan Ay cim from far awey
Wort cin yew play?
( prem1um is full of life, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)

I'd have thought bil-tong iddle i po
in Spike Milligan's voice.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)

OK.
Mine'll be the b-side of yours :)

We'll make miwwions!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)