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Do you guys get JELLY TOTS there?
What about Smarties?
(53020, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
no we only eat tea

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
Pffffft
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
don't bother
the popular page is full of ssg loling
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
so lets push them all off the bottom

(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
This

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
Popular page in 'shit' shocker!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
You've probaly never heard him 'lol' in real life.
he sounds like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_mBLWpdwnI
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
That's the most addictive laugh ever.
I end up in tears laughing whenever someone has that sort of cackling laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)
What's all that about?

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
Yes.
We use them for doing The Bad Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
We own SA
WE decide what you get there ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
Then give me Jelly Tots and Give me Smarties.

(53020, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
Whats the magic word?

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
Fellatio

(53020, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
hahah
we could post you some.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
Thats a good idea. in return for some dried beef jerky you get nice sweeties

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
mnyah, but you're not allowed to post meat
or have it from outside the EU into the EU.

Or summink
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
there's a butcher's near-ish to me
that imports LOADS of afrikan meats, Zebra and Springbok and so on, both as fresh and as jerky/biltong
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
Clammy, for the last time, London Zoo is NOT a fast food eatory.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
I'd see it more as an exotic farm shop.

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
Dude I said Near-ish to me
not fucking MILES away in stinky london
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)
that sounds fecking ace!
kudu is tasty and I would love to try zebra. laarverly.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
There's one in Camby
Up Mill Road
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)
Its good but its not good enough
Biltong!

Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
I had some biltong recently.
It was like chewing my wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
beef and peri peri flavoured wallet
mmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
With salt.

(53020, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
Precisely.
Salty wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
Bil-tong, bil-tong, bil-tong-tong,
Bil-tong-tong,
Bil-tong-tong.
Bil-tong, bil-tong, bil-tong-tong,
Bil-tong, bil-tong-tong.
I am the Safricaaaaan!

/tune of The Musicman
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
I yam the Safricaaaaaan Ay cim from far awey
Wort cin yew play?
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
I'd have thought bil-tong iddle i po
in Spike Milligan's voice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)
OK.
Mine'll be the b-side of yours :)

We'll make miwwions!
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
I read that in the voice of Ceasor, and added ".... or Give Me Death".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
we probably invented them.


/imperialist blog
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
yep, both
nyomnyom
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
No, we eat nobby russets and pears

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
In Soviet B3ta
Jelly Tots get you!
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
No, the only sweets we have are cockels and jellied eels.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
*has a knees up*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
we get both
although jelly tots MING
and they took all the fun stuff out of the smarties
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
fun stuff? the chocolate?

(53020, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
all the exciting additives they used to have in them

(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
Also
the bastards have got rid of the proper tubes with the lids. the ones with the letter inside that if you spent years buying smarties you could spell your name.
and you would also have 1500 lower case 'g's
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
It's practactly health food now.
You can count it as part of your 5-a-day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
you knocked my post about pubes off the board
you shaven minx
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
*wags it at you*

(53020, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
We invented the sweet
you have poor copies made in sweat shops by bleks
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
how do you get them to stay still enough for the jelly to set?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
We tell them stories.

(53020, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
I prefer Jelly Teats.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
*gulp*

(53020, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)
Nope, only KINFLICT DIMINDS

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)