What is Vimto?

(53020, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

A mixed fruit drink, that JMG loves
But also, it comes in orange now
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

NO.
It is not blackcurrant.

It is MIXED FRUIT. The main fruit would be grapes.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

the main fruit would be
sugar cane and E numbers
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

Sugar beets, I'll wager.

( Newington, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

Nowt wrong with sugar beet.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

I'll give you "beets"
tss tss tss tss tss, ft ft, tss tss tss tss
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

buh, buh , buh, buh,
buh duh duh buh.
(AnonymousCadenza, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

lager lager lager lager lager
lager lager lager lager lager
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

alllllleeeee, allllleeeeee,
ahhhhh, its an alllllllllleeeee.
/badger
(AnonymousCadenza, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

So, a cordial then?

(53020, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

Yes

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

no
cordials need dilutin'
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

So does Vimto!
Unless you have fizzy shite.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

very weak satanic spunk

( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

You fucking idiot, Tarzan.
Get up them trees and bring me back some bananas.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

The drink
of God's!
www.vimto.co.uk/
( M o D, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

GOD'S?
You mean God's drink? STOP FORCING RELIGION ONTO ME YOU CUNT!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

If it was
I'd be a happy clappy bible basher.

I love Vimto, but they don't seem to sell it near me :(
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

Get it online!
www.vimto.co.uk
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

But then they will have to deliver it to Wicca's flat and that will wake Badger up.
And Badger will be grumpy and Wicca will get no sexings, so essentially Wicca is choosing sex over Vimto, the slag.
(53020, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

What in blazing hell are you babbling on about now, you fucking slag?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

It's English. Read it again s-l-o-w-l-y, with your finger.

(53020, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

It maybe english, but it makes no sence.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

Are you retarded? Of course it makes "sence"

(53020, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)

a) I live in a house
b) Badger wouldn't be able to deny me sex any more than I can deny myself pie and
c) I can't think of anything else. Make your own up.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)

actually, I think he meant plural and is committing
FLAGRANT APOSTROPHE ABUSE
(AnonymousCadenza, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

Ah yes
the apostle might be in the wrong place. Grammar was something that passed me by at school
( M o D, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

More than one
I hear Thor and Aphrodite are partial to a nip of Vimto
( M o D, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2845106
(AnonymousCadenza, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

APOSTROPHE ABUSER!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)