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For JMG's sake
ORANGE VIMTO! Who put oranges in my Vimto?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)
Jaffa Man
HE HAS JAFFA PLANS
IN HIS JAFFA VAN
(__, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)
WITH HIS JAFFA MAM

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
I just sang that in my head to "peaches"
in a factory.... down-town.......
(AnonymousCadenza, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
What is Vimto?

(53020, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
A mixed fruit drink, that JMG loves
But also, it comes in orange now
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
NO.
It is not blackcurrant.

It is MIXED FRUIT. The main fruit would be grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)
the main fruit would be
sugar cane and E numbers
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)
Sugar beets, I'll wager.

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)
Nowt wrong with sugar beet.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)
I'll give you "beets"
tss tss tss tss tss, ft ft, tss tss tss tss
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)
buh, buh , buh, buh,
buh duh duh buh.
(AnonymousCadenza, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)
lager lager lager lager lager
lager lager lager lager lager
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)
alllllleeeee, allllleeeeee,
ahhhhh, its an alllllllllleeeee.
/badger
(AnonymousCadenza, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)
So, a cordial then?

(53020, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)
no
cordials need dilutin'
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)
So does Vimto!
Unless you have fizzy shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)
very weak satanic spunk

(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
You fucking idiot, Tarzan.
Get up them trees and bring me back some bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
The drink
of God's!
www.vimto.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)
GOD'S?
You mean God's drink? STOP FORCING RELIGION ONTO ME YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)
If it was
I'd be a happy clappy bible basher.

I love Vimto, but they don't seem to sell it near me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)
Get it online!
www.vimto.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)
But then they will have to deliver it to Wicca's flat and that will wake Badger up.
And Badger will be grumpy and Wicca will get no sexings, so essentially Wicca is choosing sex over Vimto, the slag.
(53020, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
What in blazing hell are you babbling on about now, you fucking slag?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
It's English. Read it again s-l-o-w-l-y, with your finger.

(53020, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
It maybe english, but it makes no sence.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)
Are you retarded? Of course it makes "sence"

(53020, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
a) I live in a house
b) Badger wouldn't be able to deny me sex any more than I can deny myself pie and
c) I can't think of anything else. Make your own up.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
actually, I think he meant plural and is committing
FLAGRANT APOSTROPHE ABUSE
(AnonymousCadenza, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)
Ah yes
the apostle might be in the wrong place. Grammar was something that passed me by at school
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)
More than one
I hear Thor and Aphrodite are partial to a nip of Vimto
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2845106
(AnonymousCadenza, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)
APOSTROPHE ABUSER!

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)
MUCH better.
Now, take your top off.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
No
I'm not a whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

whore pipe

/Magritte
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

pipe pippin

/cox's
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)
What makes you think he was gonna pay for it?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)
Honey, people PAY to see my body.
Or they are DSOTS. No inbetweens.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)
What's a DSOT?

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)
DSOTS. DarkSideOfTheSpoon
My better half
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
Dirty Spotty Old Tool

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
You get money from medical experiments too?
Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
Actually, I got a fee when I was young
Something to do with posting me in a medical journal without mammy's consent.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)
The crows.
It was too much for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

/having lunch blog
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

/starving and a 10min journey from home blog
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)
Ribena is so much better

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)