If by Cheddar you mean Red Leicester
then yes, I will.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:46, archived)

Edam all the way

( __, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:49, archived)

Not true
Stilton washed down with a bottle of port!
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:52, archived)

PORT!
I want a nice bottle of my favourite (cheap) port. I have stilton, mmmm.
( Bats, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:56, archived)

I like port
Nothing like a Cockburn's 15 year old.
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:00, archived)

and you can snigger at the chavs who pronounce it
Cock Burns
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:06, archived)

Of course
that's half the fun
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:08, archived)