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THURDSAY
Is National Cheese On Toast Day.

So stock up on some fine Cheddar.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:45, archived)
Eugh I hate cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:45, archived)
you sick fuck

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:53, archived)
I almost threw up
the last time i accidentally ate some that was hidden in my lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:01, archived)
BURN THE WITCH!

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:54, archived)
cheddar is a Shit Cheese

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:46, archived)

a Shit Cheese cunt
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:47, archived)
I love Scottish cheddar

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:00, archived)
that's nice and close to Cheddar Gorge

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:02, archived)
If by Cheddar you mean Red Leicester
then yes, I will.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:46, archived)
Edam all the way

(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:49, archived)
Not true
Stilton washed down with a bottle of port!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:52, archived)
PORT!
I want a nice bottle of my favourite (cheap) port. I have stilton, mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:56, archived)
I like port
Nothing like a Cockburn's 15 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:00, archived)
and you can snigger at the chavs who pronounce it
Cock Burns
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:06, archived)
Of course
that's half the fun
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:08, archived)
I am impervious to your national holidays!
fear me!
(AnonymousCadenza, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:46, archived)
YAY THE DAY OFF SCHOOL

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:47, archived)
I wonder if the banks will open...

(Bumsmells, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:50, archived)
i will be buying lots of local cheeses at the weekend
some nice real cheddar from cheddar as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:47, archived)
Chedder is the Wall's vinilla of cheeses.
It just taste of cheese, texture of cheese, it's just plain old crappy cheese. Even that "extream level 6" stuff is vinilla.

It's like getting a "house white" at a weatherspoons.

It's ok, it does the job, but you wouldn't really compaire it to a Ben'n'Jerrys or a [insert finest wine].
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2961217
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:50, archived)
I quite like vanilla ice cream.
and I believe that people insult it all too readily.
(AnonymousCadenza, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:51, archived)
A propper vanilla ice cream is ok.
Personaly, I find it a bit borring, but its not bad.

I'm talking of the Walls veriaty, that is basicly froozen milk.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:52, archived)
by your logic, however,
you that would be the "vanilla" vanilla. And certainly doubling a descriptor makes it better and not worse if it had a positive connotation in the first place?
(AnonymousCadenza, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:04, archived)
I like cheddar. If you buy a decent one it's yummy and not boring.
It's perfect for sandwiches and cheese on toast, though if i was having a bit of after dinner cheese it wouldn't be my first choice.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:52, archived)
Port and stilton
is the perfect end to an evening. The port makes you feel warm and fuzzy, the stilton gives you odd dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)
Blech.
Can I have brie and wine instead please?
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:59, archived)
white stilton is worth a try
it is nothing at all like the blue stilton, no mould, and it is crumbly like a Wensleydale but with a different flavour. Not smelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:05, archived)
As long as it's white Stilton
Without cranberries, pineapple or any of the other shit that doesn't belong there in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:07, archived)
oh my this.
Fruit has no place in cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:09, archived)
I've tried some stiltons i like,
and others that make me go yech.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:07, archived)
Yum.
Cheese on toast with loads of mango CHUNTEY. yum.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:51, archived)
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:52, archived)
I think I'm now a little turned on, jobe.

(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:53, archived)
By the me saying yes lots, or the cheese and mango chutney?
I reckon it's the cheese/chutney combo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)
A bit of both I think.

(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:00, archived)
*covers self in cheese and chutney*

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:13, archived)
CHUNTEY?
Best chutney evar is Gloagburn's Ratatouille Chutney, delish!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:53, archived)
CHUNTEY CHUNTEY CHUNTEY CHUNTEY.
I like a selection of chutneys, but I have to say good old mango is definitely my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:54, archived)
I find it a bit too much like jam
but I'll have it with a curry.
That said, LIME PICKEL all the way for curries!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:55, archived)

mango CHUNTEY HP Sauce

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:55, archived)
There are numerous condiments that are acceptable with cheese on toast.
I don't like HP sauce much but I will accept it as a viable option.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)
There's lots of political broadcasts
on at the mo. I find it very dull. It feels like, "whoever we vote for, they'll fuck it up anyway".

/Political apathy
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 18:53, archived)
just invade /board
and kill happytoast!
(I helped save b3ta! 90Nz0 on my mobile, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:02, archived)
Yes
let's do that.
You're a clever one, you are.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:05, archived)
what the fuck?
and why make personal attacks?

What have I done to annoy you fella/lady/whoever you are
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)