A b3tan.

( Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:01, archived)

*meekly raises hand*

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:02, archived)

Get back under the stairs!
*wields rolled up newspaper*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:03, archived)

I don't think it calls for "meekly raising"
what kind of raising does it call for?
( intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:04, archived)

Self?

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:07, archived)

EXACTLY
.
( intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:22, archived)

I often imagine Badger to be a tiny sweaty terrier humping someones leg endlessly

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:02, archived)

...often?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:03, archived)

This
in a very concerned tone.
( Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:04, archived)

Well, only everytime i see him say anything on b3ta

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:06, archived)

CAN I BE THE BIGGEST PANDERER TO THIS REMARK?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:03, archived)

Didnt your mum tell you it was lights out?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:04, archived)

Do you have sex via MSN or do you upload ur LOLSPUNK into her inbox?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:05, archived)

She's your mum, you ask her

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:06, archived)

LOL UR MUM joke!
But, honestly. Now that you live with your internet girlfriend. Has the phone sex lost it's edge now she's actually having to watch you wank?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:08, archived)

No, sorry
MoT beat you to it.

:(
( Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:04, archived)

It's quite clear from this that you would love me to pander to you.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:05, archived)

You can if you want.
If it would make you feel better.
( Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:07, archived)

It'd make me feel more a part of the internet.
Most of the fat lads pander towards you. I'd have to put weight on.
What do you recommend?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:09, archived)

I don't know.
Can you please just name one fat lad that panders to me.

I can then name one that panders to you.
( Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:11, archived)

Moohalaa.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:11, archived)

She's female, you daft twat

( moohalaa, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:13, archived)

hahahaha
You rampant puff!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:14, archived)

You still haven't named anyone that panders to me.

( Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/3226579
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:17, archived)

..Or has that stolen your reply?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:18, archived)

He has never pandered to me.

( Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:22, archived)

Cry me a river. Etc.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:23, archived)

Seriously now
Shut up, its tired
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:15, archived)

God I wish there was some form of World of Warcraft/Cybersex forum you could talk to.
I'm reserving power for better foe.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:19, archived)

Possibly time to put you on ignore

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:19, archived)

Go on then. Fuck off.
Another easy win for JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:21, archived)

Smashing blouse
There you go
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:12, archived)

Cheers, Michael

( Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:13, archived)

That's ok
Natalie
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:15, archived)