I suggest
'Look at the size of your fanny now!'
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

Or "Fucking hell it's ginger!" as it's crowning

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

ARF!

( jenpots, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

ginger black

/insert different race as appropriate
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

a braAhhn bay-by
/waynetta whats'ername
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

Turn your head sideways and say she looks like cherie blair

(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)