In all seriousness
you might complain to www.vendingmachine.com/tradestd/complaints%20uk.htm
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

I must admit.
First time in a year or so.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

You git.
Well disguised though.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

*also fooled*

( LC! lyk omg, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)