Chey just accidentally turned her computer off.
We were in a video call on MSN and she started saying "No! Don't turn off! Bad! No! No computer no!"

But do you know, the naughty computer did it anyway.

What inanimate objects do you talk to? No "Omg randomz lolol" answers please, you're not nearly interesting enough to make imaginary friends out of your fridge.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)

I was shouting like fuck at the vending machine today.
IT STOLED MY MONEY AND WOULDN'T GIVE ME A DOUBLE DECKER

Even when I put more money in, it wouldn't let me have a double decker, and there was only one row for them!

In the end I had a lion bar.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)

I love a story with a happy ending

( FoldsFive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)

It wasn't so happy
I just compromised.


I had to borrow moneys off people anyway.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

then complain to
www.ididntgetmydoubledecker.com
(Bastard, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

I need to find the man who lives in the boy's common room.
He has the key to the secret stockroom of snacks. I saw it once. It was magnificent.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)

then rape
him
(Bastard, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

It is , i've been there

( Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)

I once
climbed through the hole where the bin should be in the Somerfield staff room and discovered a room for the secret stash for the vending machines. I hid there and ate toffee crisps for 20 minutes.
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)

In all seriousness
you might complain to www.vendingmachine.com/tradestd/complaints%20uk.htm
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

I must admit.
First time in a year or so.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

You git.
Well disguised though.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

*also fooled*

( LC! lyk omg, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)

It's these stories of truimph against overwelming odds that make life worth living
and gives the rest of us the hope that if we were in a similar situation we would rise up and do the very best we could.
( magnum, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

vending machines need bricks
not coins. silly Cleo
( evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

Our mate (landlady) was over last weekend.
and she was talking to her plants.
she's CRAZY!
( MONO!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)

But talking to plants and carressing their leaves is good.
This reminds me I have to water my money plant.

I'm damn glad my grandparents got me such an awesome plant.

I can forget to water it for weeks and it lives!
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)

Isn't it science that plants like to be talked to?

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)

but she was talking to them like they were here babies that had just learnt to walk.

( MONO!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

Were they triffids ?
If so, she may have a point.
( FoldsFive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

Who's a good little triffid?

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)

Yeah, something about them responding well to vibrations through sound I believe.

( FoldsFive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

I recommend a pleasing baritone aria.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)

excellent.
I'll get a houseplant, run it over on the bike a few times and it'll never die :)

Yay Science!
( evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

Maybe my plants keep dying because I play Gwar at them then....

( MONO!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)

Play Dir en grey at them!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PbGGzh7MMjA&mode=related&search=

Bad example this song, but I'm hoping the name is subliminal.

I need to find "pink killer"
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

I was taking some photos of a cheetah today
this guy came up alongside and looked at it and said "great head". I thought "what a brave man to stick his cock in a cheetah's mouth"
( magnum, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)

And, while attempting to take a photo of a llama
I heard a group of school kids approaching. One shouted "yay, camels, no. No it's not, it's a donkey".
( magnum, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)

I so want a cheetah!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)

Oh, how was your zoo experience?
And where did you go?

Ours was very disappointing. I give it 1.5 capybaras out of 5. Extra half point for good giraffes.
( Nile, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

I went to Banham zoo
I'd give it 1.9 llama donkeys out of 5. It's small (I finished in 1.5 hours*) although they do have a reasonable selection of animals but no giraffes.

*although I don't usually spend that long in many places I visit, I managed Paris in 2.5 days

Colchester Zoo is better.
( magnum, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)

Colchester is fuckloads too far away for us to do on a daytrip.
I want to go to a *good* zoo next.
( Nile, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)

I may go to Woburn
it's a bit of a trek, but I think it'd be worth it to have a monkey on the roof of my car.
( magnum, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)

Mostly computers.
And my wireless network.
I tend to think out loud a fair bit.
And sing to myself.
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

I sing all the time - even when people are here
very loudly and very nicely.
( Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)

I love teh singing.
I wish I could sing better infront of people.

It's not that I can't do it. It's that when I do it I shake alot.

I was trying to hold words to sing last summer, as I didn't know all of them (My immortal by evanescence, I found an instrumental that worked) and as I held the sheet it was shaking so much I couldn't read it.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)

I find it best to imagine people in only their socks
it takes all fear away, I have sung on stage more times than I have eaten hot dinners but I agree it is scarey and even scarier now I am older.
( Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)

It's subconcious.
I think it's just that I'm not used to singing on stage. I get a bit teary thinking of singing infront of people, and nervous anyway.


I've been on stage dancing/acting since I was 3. That doesn't bother me at all, other than stagefright that everyone gets. e.g. "OMG I CAN'T REMEMBER MY LINES WAIT HOW DOES IT GO YES I CAN DO THIS BUT AAAH I HOPE I DON'T SCREW UP"

'Cause acting is covering stuff up, singing is more from the heart.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)

I sang at York Minster when I was a nipper
There were people, faahsands of 'em. It was a right laugh and it's on a record somewhere
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)

yes I have shouted at my wireless network many times
especially last week when the router decided it would create a second connection - completely unsecured! I couldn't get rid of it! Bastard.
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)

I shout at everything
its the only decent conversation I get round here.
( Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

I talk to everything.
Mostly in terribly foul language.
( Nile, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

I've started swearing at things in French, for some reason.
It's terribly entertaining.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

The french must be purged from you

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

video call deviant teen wank marathon
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

This

( Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)

An accident?
Are sure you weren't boring her to death?

*Accidentally kicks power button*

No! Don't turn off! Bad! No! No computer no!
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)