they were taunting my lack of sexual prowess
and told me how none of them would shag me (they were all girls), ever, even if the fate of the human race were counting on it.
( CowJam, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

You should of gone to them
"Hay ! If you think i'm shit in bed, let's proove it, let's all have sex !"

I sooo wish that would work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

one of them said "I bet you're shit in bet. I bet you couldn't satisfy me"
so I said "tenner on it?"

she just laughed
( CowJam, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)