Seagull shoplifter
It's not black though
( Hankster, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

Seagulls are the bird equivilent of Chavs.
But they look fucking awesome when you watch them swooping about in the wind.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)