I have looked upon the earth and found it wanting.
I have therefore found it necessary to unleash the behading monkey.

What else has been unleashed today?
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)

My spunk, all over the /talk board.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)

Again?
Now there's a surprise.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)

I'm smearing it on your username right now.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)

mmm squelchy

(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)

I just realised I like sionging the word aardvark to the tune of amazing grace
Aaardvark
Aa-a-aardvark
Aaardvark
Aaardvark
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)

I just realised
That I don't love you quite so much as I used to.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)

fine, just fuck buddies then?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)

Works for me

( Lord Gnome, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)

I have not unleashed the beast today
I suspect that will happen tomorrow morning though
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)

Have you ever fucked a bird you didn't meet online?
..and if so, did she buy you dinner first? etc.
I;m writing a new book.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)

MR WHIPPY!!!!!
/ac
( MrA, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)

I went to an rspca shelter today, there were dogs and kittens and ducks!
every second dog was a staffordshire bull terrier
rspca shelter rustlers sandwiches factory
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)