do you feel drawn to garden centres?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

I just tried to wank over Charlie Dimmock

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

Doesn't work

(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

hur hur did you seed her furrow with your dibber hur hur

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

It's very difficult,
seeing as she's a fucking trout.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)