I do hope your dad doesn't have facial hair

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)

oh no.
he tried to grow a moustache once but it didn't really work.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)

because he was 5?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)

He hasn't been 5 all his life.
I don't even remember him being 5.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)