My Dad just sent me a photo of him from when he was about 5.
He looked exactly the same as he does now, only with a tiny body! It's really scary.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)

I do hope your dad doesn't have facial hair

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)

oh no.
he tried to grow a moustache once but it didn't really work.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)

because he was 5?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)

He hasn't been 5 all his life.
I don't even remember him being 5.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)

So his balls dropped pretty early then?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)

They are usually dropped by 5 years.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)

Yeah. I knew that. Course.
...
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)

Yours still not dropped?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)

:(
Um, I mean, yes.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)

ok

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)

My Mum sent me a photo of my new nephew.
He looks just like Kuato.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)

Does he have an open mind?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)

Maybe.
I'll ask next time. ;o)
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)

He should ged to dah reactor
But maybe we'll see heem ad da pardee
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)

Hey
I got five kids to feed.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)

Show me your tickling finger.

( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)

*wiggles*
Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)

Pfffft.
Freak!

Edit: Did you find the 3 boob thing sexy or wrong? I am undecided.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)

I found it wrong.
Freaky mutant Martian bitch.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)

wrong
all fake boobage is unsexy to me

herro
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)

Oh hello.
But..one in each hand, and one for bitty? You wouldn't give it a go?
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)

YOU ARE COMING TO THE BASH?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)

What bash sweetie?

( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)

CHBs!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)

I am thinking about it hard.
I wont go without Mono & Spunk3yMonk3yMoped (or however he slepps it) If they go, I will.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)

Oooh make Mono come!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)

Can you guys cyber somewhere else please?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)

*cybers on your face*

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)

*eyes pop out on stalks*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)

Mono and I don't do that kind of thing.
It would be like insest ;o)

I'll see if he is free. I'm a little afraid, as internet folk scare me. But I will try and be brave.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)

Awww we're lovely.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)

*Raises an eye brow*

Edit: Some of you are bloody lovely. Some of you freak me out, and that's just on the internet.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)

well, some of us
Esme's always seemed nice
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)

This is true.
Perhaps she will protect me from the freaks.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)

Pfffft
Yes, protect..
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)

Um...Your not instiling confidence in me here.

( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)

euuurgh
even worse with that image.
I've always found two quite adequate, and more pleasingly symmetrical.
Still, I'm feeling a lot better today, and talking of boobs is entertaining. How's you?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)

I'd quite like three boobs
two cleavages would be fun
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)

*thinks hard about this*
hmm, you may have a point there
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)

more storage space you see

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)

Don't tell me you've installed a USB adaptor there...

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)

not that kind of storage :P
though since I stopped smoking I don't need to store quite as much in there
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)

You were storing smoke in your boobs?
Did I miss something here?
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)

b3ta.wik.is/N/Norks

I'm not sure how he managed to get my top so far down at the front though...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)

Good lord!
Norktastic.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)

I'm all boobie. Had a hard day, but went for a boobie after work with new employers
They seem boobie, which is a boobie thing. We went to Wests, I really don't like that boobie.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)

arf
you said boobie
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)

Welcome to VenusVille maaaaaaaan,..shiiit.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)

my cousin's son was christened yesterday
"Oscar"

for christ's sake
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)

Could be worse
He could've been called Princess
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)

The Baby Formerly Known as Prince

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)

his brother is called "Finlay James"
which always makes me think of James Finlayson
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)

I went to diggerland on Sunday for my mate Oscars 3rd birthday.
I either call him Ozzy or Dude.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)

was it good????
WAS IT GOOD?????? I wanna go!!!!!!!
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)

It was fucking ACE!
I was like a big kid all day! If you like diggers, it's the bomb!
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)

I HAVE to go!!!!!!
I just need someone to take me
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)

Where do you live?
I'd go again!!!
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)

Edinburgh...

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)

Damn, that's the opostite end of the bloody island :o(
I'm in Sussex, many miles away :o(
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)

ahh you went to the Kent one then?
when I go it'll be to the Durham one
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)

Yes, Kent was Fun, with a capital F!
I want to go back again when Oz is a bit older. Over 5 and they can have a go on most things on thier own. It's great to watch them. Even more fun to have a go!
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)

are they going to keep him in a bin until he becomes a bitter world hating husk?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)

Aw I like the name Oscar.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)

Do you look like him though?
you could be adopted
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)

More than I'd care to.
It's weird when I meet friend's parents. Most people look like some sort of mum-dad hybrid, and I'm no exception. I suppose I should worry about the ones that don't.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)

Have you seen Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughter?
URGH.
( TN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)

I have not.

EDIT: she's not that bad, but that's quite an astonishing chin.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)

There are 3 of them!
delivery.viewimages.com/xv/57500105.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19396908EAF14430D3595C3C1E13BD908DFDC3F5B5800F9EF99
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)

My boss' daughters are like little female clones of him.
It's scary.
Imagine little female Terrance And Phillips running around like the twins in The Shining.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)

'Ning all
I have ventured all the way from /board to give you this: www.b3ta.com/board/7438243

Don't shoot the messenger!! (Me)
( ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)

*turns red and explodes*

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)

I don't get it!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)

Well, to respond in your language
RIS?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)

I'm just the messenger!
Come over and read the thread.
( ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)

I can't work out if Pasanonic is joking about
or is actually an idiot. This is bad because it leaves me thinking he's an idiot.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)

Yeah, I noticed him being pretty judgemental and damning about /talk.
Course, /board is a bastion of fine morals and intelligent debate. That's what B3ta's for, after all.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)

Is there some kind of unspoken hatred between /board and /talk?
If so, I can't think why.

Despite the fact that whenever I say ANYTHING on /talk, people bite my head off, I'm sure you're all nice guys.
( ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)

I've not seen anyone bite your head off
but it does now seem like you're trying to provoke such a response by posting flamebait from someone else on the /board.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)

I'm not biting your head off.
Some people would like there to be a huge rivalry, some people flit between the two, most people just don't care.

It just strikes me that Pasanonic sounds a bit high and mighty for a B3tan. Home of the Sick Joke Book, countless Maddie/Ken Bigley/Chinese cockle picker jokes, etc etc.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)

To be honest, I don't like him one bit.
He's always given me a hard time, but that's who he is.

It's a bugger that he's so talented.
( ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)

ah, so he's not just being funny?
He's too new for me to know his sense of humour, or lack of.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)

Join us on /talk.
We respect the talentless. You're one of us at heart - you just don't know it yet.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)

TALENTLESS?
Hehe you're probably right, this is the best I can do:
Veil
Psi Power
Shimmering Oil
Demons and Thestrals
Cadbury's Mint
Gemma's Heaven
Bubbling Lava
Night Blizzard
Liquid Centre
Candy
( ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)

Tsk. He was joking.
There was no need to prove him right!

;-p
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)

Hehe
I'm not that good at arty stuff, in my opinion, but I still took it for GCSE, because I wanted to get better.
( ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

Keep it up, practise practise!
and no, there is no real hate between the boards but I do wonder about newer people who seem to have been brainwashed by slightly older members into hating /talk, for some bizarre reason.
For example, I usually get abused by some oik that's only been contributing for a few months, rather than a member that's been here longer.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

Ah alright
I've asked for help on /talk a few times, but they just called me a cunt.

Once was asking if they could help me find a song formy mum's friend's brother's funeral.

How the fuck can you get angry at someone for that?
( ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

it's not real anger most likely. Especially if it was from MONO :-)
and if you get abuse, give it back.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

Are you still talking down here?
Bloody hell. You cunts.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

Hahaha
Yes we are
( ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

You're a bigger cunt for coming to find us.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

It moves to fast on /talk.
They don't usually reply to posts further down.
One of my observations.
( ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)

it's what tabs are for :-)

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

Ahh

( ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)

I've read it.
But I've failed to understand
a) what it's about (something about file sizes)
b) why it's relevant to /talk
c) pretty much anything.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)

I noticed that earlier
and thought "my, how desperately dull"
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)