Gash
Axe wound
Stench trench
Flaps
Hairy pie
Bearded clam
Furry Honey pot
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)

do you have
roger's profanisaurus there ?
( turb0t, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

Nope
they were the first ones I could think of at short notice. There are many more

Beef curtains
Salmon flaps
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)