I'm guessing "Chav".
I have no basis for this assumption, but for a fleeting visit to Portsmouth at night.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

I love you.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

since then there are alot of pregnant woman in portsmouth

( Damion International - now taking orders., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

You may laugh, but there are 3 pregnant ladies
in my department at the moment. INCLUDING one based in Paris.

I'm getting the blame for all of them in the office :(
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

it's best you contain your nether regions in clingfilm
for the good of all females of a breeding age around you. I'm surprised I'm not preggers, to be honest - I hugged you when you left.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

via FTP?
Fish Transfer Protocol?
(Dangermouse., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)